Mugshotbomb! #Eltexan #mugshots

"Ma’am, it shouldn’t be that hard, we just asked for your name." #eltexan #mugshots

"Ma’am, it shouldn’t be that hard, we just asked for your name." #eltexan #mugshots

The original hipster. #eltexan #mugshots

The original hipster. #eltexan #mugshots

Meet Kimberly. She enjoys long walks on the beach, crack, foreign films, and crack. I’m just kidding, she’s never seen a foreign film, and there is no beach in Arizona. #eltexan #mugshots

Meet Kimberly. She enjoys long walks on the beach, crack, foreign films, and crack. I’m just kidding, she’s never seen a foreign film, and there is no beach in Arizona. #eltexan #mugshots

I’m back from the dead (nearly) to post this amazing haircut. #eltexan #mugshots

I’m back from the dead (nearly) to post this amazing haircut. #eltexan #mugshots

A face not even her mama could love. #eltexan #mugshots #wtfiswrongwithyourface

A face not even her mama could love. #eltexan #mugshots #wtfiswrongwithyourface

I’m not saying ALL facial tattoos are retarded….. I’m just saying if you are going to do it, PAY someone to do it well. Please?

Sincerely,
The people who have to look at you

#eltexan #mugshots #openletter

I’m not saying ALL facial tattoos are retarded….. I’m just saying if you are going to do it, PAY someone to do it well. Please?

Sincerely,
The people who have to look at you

#eltexan #mugshots #openletter

Apparently MCSO is using Photobooth for Mac to take mugshots now. #holyshitiforgotmytagsonthatlastone #eltexan #mugshots #wtfhappenedtoyourface?

Apparently MCSO is using Photobooth for Mac to take mugshots now. #holyshitiforgotmytagsonthatlastone #eltexan #mugshots #wtfhappenedtoyourface?

Sabes que.. the good news is we finished that tattoo you wanted while you were passed out. The bad news? Well, Jorge didn’t tell me how high to put the horns…so I guessed.

Sabes que.. the good news is we finished that tattoo you wanted while you were passed out. The bad news? Well, Jorge didn’t tell me how high to put the horns…so I guessed.

…and this guy killed someone and just plain looks creepy as hell. (part3) #wtfiswrongwithpeople #eltexan #mugshots

…and this guy killed someone and just plain looks creepy as hell. (part3) #wtfiswrongwithpeople #eltexan #mugshots

This guy murdered someone then kept their decomposing body for months… (part2) #wtfiswrongwithpeople #eltexan #mugshots

This guy murdered someone then kept their decomposing body for months… (part2) #wtfiswrongwithpeople #eltexan #mugshots

This guy murdered someone then raped his wife… (part1) #wtfiswrongwithpeople #eltexan #mugshots

This guy murdered someone then raped his wife… (part1) #wtfiswrongwithpeople #eltexan #mugshots

I bet that hurts like a motherfucker. #eltexan #mugshots

I bet that hurts like a motherfucker. #eltexan #mugshots

Leave her alone, she doesn’t own a mirror. #lolhair #eltexan #mugshots

Leave her alone, she doesn’t own a mirror. #lolhair #eltexan #mugshots

Rub his belly for good luck. #lolhair #eltexan #mugshots

Rub his belly for good luck. #lolhair #eltexan #mugshots